Cassie Got Runned Over By A Reindeer by JustJeanette

Cassie Got Runned Over By A Reindeer - JustJeanette

Sung To Grandma Got Runned Over By A Reindeer

JIM: Cassie got runned over by a reindeer
Pretending she’s a detective, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Blair, we believe.

She'd been nosin’ into places,
That we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And her Asthma made her drop into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

JIM: Cassie got runned over by a reindeer
Pretending she’s a detective, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Blair, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Simon,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there assignin’ cases,
Chewin’ out Jim, and Rafe, and Brown as well.

It's not Forensics without Cassie.
All the PD’s dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we close up all her files or send them back?

JIM: Cassie got runned over by a reindeer
Pretending she’s a detective, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Blair, we believe.

Now Blair may hump a table
And make medicine’s from a twig.
But he helps with investigatin’
An don’t act like he’s a world class forensics prig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

JIM: Cassie got runned over by a reindeer
Pretending she’s a detective, Christmas Eve.
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Blair, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
But as for me and Blair, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)

The end