Recycling Romeo by Hanarobi

Recycling Romeo - Hanarobi

“Jesus, Sandburg, enough with the whole Recycle Romeo shtick. Go get a new one!”

“Nah, man, it’s good for another go, trust me. There’s this great site that Naomi was telling me about where they recycle everything. I've studied up on this and all it takes is the right kind of condom and a biodegradable detergent. Now scoot over here and let’s get this party started!”

“If you think I am going to use a condom that you’ve rinsed out in the fucking sink…!”

“But, Jim, think of the earth…”

“Think of doing it by yourself, back down there on your lumpy old futon.”

Blair took a moment to look between the limp, bedraggled, but very clean condom in his hand and Jim’s big hard dick that clearly was only going to play with new condoms before quickly deciding that planting extra trees next Earth Day would more than make up for their excessive condom consumption. He just wouldn’t tell Naomi.

The end

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Acknowledgments: Thanks to Baranduin for the quick beta and thanks to Patt for the cover art.